I thought that would get your attention, but I didn't just write that for shock value. I wrote it because I truly believe they do suck, but it's not for the same reasons that you might be thinking. They are a bunch of stupid fucking assholes because men are a bunch of stupid fucking assholes, and the only reason that they are that way is because first of all, that is their natural inclination (the men), and instead of blowing them off and making them feel like losers, women suck their dicks, thereby completely validifying everything they've ever said and done. All the stupid fucking trucker hats, Mazda Miatas, crew cuts. Making war. hip hop, fancy cars, cell phones, Jesus NEWS FLASH "ladies", everything that men do, we do it to impress y'all, and as long as you continue to suck our dicks, our world will continue to suck and to be plagued by a bunch of stupid fucking assholes. Well, there you go. I think I said what I wanted to say. It's not too complex of an idea. I thought it was going to take me a lot longer to say it, but there you go: I got everything off my chest in just two paragraphs. Not too much to understand: WOMEN SUCK BECAUSE MEN SUCK, AND MEN DO EVERYTHING THEY DO TO IMPRESS WOMEN AND WOMEN SUCK THEIR DICKS. There's not much more to say about the whole thing. I know there's gays too. I didn't touch on that subject, but I will do so right now to make sure I touch on all my bases: THEY SUCK TOO. and not just in the good way.