I don't understand why y'all people have these interesting names on MySpace, and pretend to be interesting on MySpace, but in real life you're the blandest motherfucker on Earth, and I'm not talking about shy people. Y'all have an excuse. I'm shy too, but I'm usually drunk as hell, so that's another thing. But, well you can have a clever play on your name like Wayne-in-blood, but if your name is "John" (I'm not talking about anybody in particular, just an example) and you go by "Bipolar Antarctica" (another random name; I couldn't think of anything more clever at the time (3:30 am and drunk as hell)), well, you're going to be the victim of my next MySpace massacre. Why don't don't you just be a more interesting person in real life? Why don't you go by that name? This is LA for shit's sake, and anything goes, and I don't know, I've been here for years, maybe the whole country has been transormed, but nobody gives a fuck if you want to go by "Bipolar Antarctica". In fact they like it, but if your whole point in life is to make money and fuck people and that makes you feel special (by the way, I'm watching live at the Apollo, and these people are funny as hell although whenever I'm in jail, it doesn't even matter how hysterical black people are because I know they just really hate me, but through the TV screen, I can appreciate the hilarity. I really like black people even though I can tell that they usually hate me, but you have to be sympathetic. They're treated like second class citizens, (which I can empathize as a bike commuter and a nonconformist, but I know that's no comparison) and over the years that can take a toll. My mom, from a very early age taught me that. I think it's a little bullshit the idea that racism from blacks to others isn't really rascism. It's still rascism; they jst have an excuse. Well, at least, a better excuse. Rascism is fully understandable, but it should just be directed at the whole human race because they all suck. When will people finally realize that all people suck and to just persucute all people regardless of the color of their skin? Their religious beliefs, on the other hand, I feel we should totally exterminate them. If I was dictator of the world, I would put Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pot, The long succesion of U.S. presidents, Porfirio Diaz, Pinochet, and all the others I forgot to mention to shame. I would leave 99.9999999999999% of the world's population down in the grave. Leave nothing but atheist-anarchist alive. I'm reading this book about the Mexican Revolution right now. This was a major waste of time. Oh, by the way, as a world dictator, No Mexican would be harmed. I don't even give a shit about their religious/political beliefs. They're just so rad and the women are so amazingly good-looking. OK, I'm getting tired and the beer is this close (picture me holding my fore finger and thumb being very, very close to each other and me peering through the gap with squinty eyes) to being done. So, this is it. It's done. Leave comments on the blog version of this on my page. By the way, I intend to do a blog summarizing the Mexican revolution for us gringos and pochos because they don't tell us about this shit in school because Mexico doesn't mean shit to us. Ask any whiteboy (or girl) from southern California or Texas if they know any Spanish and chances are they don't because Mexico and Mexicans don't mean shit to us apparently.