You will completely lose it after reading this book, Arabs and Israel For Beginners. The book is not Anti-Semitic, but still all the same, I will never be able to look at another yamaka or however in the fuck, its spelt without shuddering in disgust. You could search the earth high and low, through the mountains and valleys, the north pole, the south pole, the deserts and tundras, but no matter how much you search, you will never find a bigger conglomeration of assholes than in Israel. These people are major dicks, and the reason they get away with it is first of all, they're backed up by the United States. With tons of weapons and literally, billions of dollars. The homosexual dickhead love. Oh shit, I just realized that my friend that I play D&D with is Jewish. I don't want to offend her, or hurt her feelings, so I'm going to try to lighten this up a bit. I don't even know where to begin. They made Palestine pay for the Holocaust. They invented terrorism. They have invaded almost every single country in the Middle East. They have caused so much pain, death, misery, and anguish, it's indescribable. The whole entire Middle East obviously hates their guts, and you may be asking yourself why they don't just all group together, and go in their and kick their fucking asses. Collectively lay their unconscious bodies face down by the curb, open their jaws, line it up with said curb, and stomp on the back of their heads until they are left toothless and deformed. Well, the answer is simple my friend, they are backed up by the United States. Aways Remember, Never Forget, Israel's 1982 invasion of Lebanon brought to you by the following sponsors: the United Fucking States. Get ready to watch Fall's new line up on Thursdays starting at 8 pm/ 7 central with World War 3 because God Damn these fucking Arabs are actually trying to defend themselves. How dare they! Following that, we're going to watch the fucking Jews tromp all over the Middle East bulldozing towns and Uzi-ing all of the residents of refugee camps. Then at 10, Dateline. "Are Jewish people a bunch of total fucking assholes or are we just judging them by their actions?" You know, I caught myself in racism. I was thinking about all the people the Jews have killed, and it's almost like I thought of these Arabs as not having the same emotions as me. I know this may be a little convoluted, but I'm trying to sort through these emotions the best I can. I remember watching the news and they were showing a Palestinian woman (terrorist) weeping miserably because the fucking Jews had killed her son, and it's almost like I thought that that pain wasn't the same kind of pain that my own mother would feel if I was murdered. That's not true. All mothers all around the world feel the same sort of devastation when people kill their children. We're taught in the United States to not have empathy for Arabs. You can't even barely make an observant remark about Blacks or Jews without being accused of racism, but you can go to town on Arabs and everyone applauds. We're told to hate them because they have war written into their religion. Hello!?!?!?!?!? Earth to Mars! Have you ever read the Old Testament? It's one of the most violent religions ever! And God keeps on telling them to go and take over the world by sword or whatever means necessary. And what about terrorism? you may be asking yourself. Go to the library and read a fucking book. As a matter of fact, pick one out that's pro-Zionist, and you will still be totally fucking disgusted at the morally putrid human waste that is Israel. Oh, I was getting sidetracked: terrorism: let's tally it up shall we The Fucking Jews: Hundreds of thousands of Arabs killed in cold blood. Even more uprooted and sent into exile. The Fucking Arabs: They get what they can take. Ummm, let's see, 3,000 people killed on 911. (Huge applause from some guy in the back of the room with a gigantic mustache and scissors tattoo) There's a few other instances. It usually never adds up to anything more than a dozen dead Jews. Munich, 9 dead Jews. Oh!, the horror! You know, I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir, and on top of it, I deleted like a hundred people off my MySpace list, so I don't have much of an audience anymore for my blogs. What the hell was I talking about? When white people go and kill innocent civilians for political reasons as a government campaign for the intentions of provoking terror in people, it's TERRORISM. No matter which way you slice it. I don't give a shit if they're the descendants of attempted genocide. I don't give a shit if they're white, and the people they are terrorizing are brown skinned. It's racism.