Dear Tomatoes, I dated a guy for awhile, after about a month or two of hooking up, I found out that he'd made out with dudes before. He said that he'd never technically had sex with a man, but he was attracted to men as well as women. At that point in time, we were having good sex, I knew he was loyal to me, so we kept dating. I didn't care at all that he was attracted to both women and men, and why should I? He was totally into me. And I pretty much forgot about the whole being into dudes thing. Life went on, and after being a steady couple for a while, we broke up for normal relationship-shit reasons. So, to get to my question. We've been broken up for like 3 months, and I could really give a shit who's he's dating- but I find out through the grapevine that he's fucking a transvestite. You know, the dude looks like a lady?! Which I guess, is cool, I'm all for people getting themselves off in whatever way suits them. But because this is someone who I was intimate with, what am I supposed to think now about the relationship we had? Was it somehow unsatisfying, because after all I'm just a regular girl, with a regular pussy? And are all dudes a little gay, or just this one? Sincerely, a legit lady Dear Cum Dumpster, Why are you pestering me with your problems? You don't think I have it bad? Every girl and woman that I've ever had sex with was a closet lesbian with a craving for dick. How do you think that makes me feel? But, I suppose that's besides the point. Transvestites give the best blowjobs. I strongly suggest you try it. When I was 15-years-old, a transvestite gave me a blowjob. Hmmm, looking back at it, now that I stop to think about it, it was kind of a gross experience, but never mind that. But, I did come, and rather quickly too, and then someone knocked on the front door, and "she" jumped up and my quivering penis was left spewing semen in all directions. I was left standing in the bathroom with my pants around my ankles. It was embarrassing. So embarrassing that I'm repeating it here for everyone to read. Some people say that all people are bisexual to some degree. These people are fags. Ignore them. OK, here's the deal with men that are into transvestites: They're weird. I don't really get it. Maybe I'm not the right person to be asking for advice. I used to live on Santa Monica Blvd., supposedly one of the tranny capitals of the world. Transvestite prostitutes move to LA from all over the world to work on Santa Monica Blvd. Supposedly, they're the cream of the crop. Some of them are pretty sexy, and a mouth is a mouth, and an asshole is an asshole, so I wouldn't say that your pussy is not good. It's possible that it's the best pussy on the face of the planet, but still maybe it's just not any better than a man's mouth and/ or butthole especially if he's dressed up like a sexy lady. Next question, please.